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Scent NameSignior Dildo 2013

Manufacturer: Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab –  Lupercalia 2013 (1/24/13–4/1/13)

Scent Description and Notes: “With thanks to Sir John Wilmot.

This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb
As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;
Then away with these nasty devices, and show
How you rate the just merit of Signior Dildo.

Count Cazzo, who carries his nose very high,
In passion he swore his rival should die;
Then shut himself up to let the world know
Flesh and blood could not bear it from Signior Dildo.

A rabble of pricks who were welcome before,
Now finding the porter denied them the door,
Maliciously waited his coming below
And inhumanly fell on Signior Dildo.

Nigh wearied out, the poor stranger did fly,
And along the Pall Mall they followed full cry;
The women concerned from every window
Cried, ‘For heaven’s sake, save Signior Dildo.’

The good Lady Sandys burst into a laughter
To see how the ballocks came wobbling after,
And had not their weight retarded the foe,
Indeed’t had gone hard with Signior Dildo.

A scent of pearls and ivory: orris, violet leaf, narcissus, and Madagascar vanilla.” -BPAL

Oil Color: A light, warm yellow.

Bottle Design and Artwork: This is a standard vial / imp size (1/32 oz). This is a decant from Absinthetics.  On the back, she has the notes of the scent, the title of the scent in orange, the company acronym in bold, and her decanting information. The image on the front label features A woman seemingly spreading glitter or magic dust to spell the word “Lupercalia.”  Behind her, a heart with a moon pattern is behind her while cupid rises from the top of the heart.

Scent: 

  • ITI: It’s clear, clean floral from the narcissus and violet leaf.  I can’t pick up the other scents, but I like it as it is.
  • Wet: Light, bright narcissus, thicker violet leaf, orris root, and jut a tender hint of vanilla to sweeten the florals.  It’s a sweetly innocent scent, oddly enough.
  • Dry:  I kept getting gentle whiffs of narcissus and violet throughout the day.  It was lovely and pleasant – a feminine floral scent that isn’t overpowering or overtly “old.”

Other Impressions: None.

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